We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

Written by Paul Mathews

London, 2046. The British Republic has a new First Lady. She’s Californian, ‘in-your-face, for sure’ and she’s got big plans for a Buckingham Palace refurb. When her three Chihuahuas go missing, one man is determined to avoid getting dragged into it all. His name is Pond. Howie Pond – presidential spokesperson, retired secret agent and cat lover.

Meanwhile, Howie’s wife Britt is handed her first assignment as a National Security and Intelligence Service rookie – to solve the mystery of the missing canine trio.

Will Howie manage to slope off to the pub before he can be roped into help? Will Britt unmask the dognapper and grab the glory? Find out, in this crazy canine comedy from barking-mad British author Paul Mathews.

Triple Amazon #1 Best Seller in British Humor & SatireDark Comedy and Political Humor

We Have Lost The Chihuahuas is non-stop comedy chaos, as Howie and Britt Pond battle it out in a dog-eat-dog struggle for Chihuahua-finding supremacy. With a supporting cast of quirky two- & four-legged characters, this comedy tale wags from start to finish with great humour, fun characters and doggy drama.

If you’re pining for great British humour, you’re barking up the right tree. So, sit, stay … and read!

What The Reviews Say:

“What’s not to love about this book?! It ticks all the boxes for me – it’s laugh out loud funny.”

“I loved this story. It kept me entertained & amused all the way through.”

“While reading the book I feel as if I am a smiling Cheshire Cat with a silly grin from ear to ear, such is my enjoyment.”

“Hilarious! This author is the closest I’ve come to finding an author to actually make me laugh out loud!”

“Looking for some fun social commentary? This will give you several good chuckles while you contemplate the danger of small dogs.”



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