“Ian Sands loves the Jersey Shore, even though he's never actually watched it. He likes squirting Sebastien with his water gun even when he wasn't talking. He likes blowing bubbles out of his Jeep while driving. He has a healthy obsession with tin foil, and doesn't own a single pair of paint-less pants.”

“Ian has cool hair and approves of spray painting on things. He loves the Venus of Willendorf and zonkeys. He makes such great lunches and really appreciates a good scone.”

Ian prefers watching the Star Wars saga on road trips exceeding four hours. He likes to play the ukulele and is a puck stopper to the max.

Instead of teaching, Ian tries to learn Spanish... and fails. Still, he's the best art teacher ever!”