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When 100 senators get hurt playing Red Rover... when dogs pee on moving joggers...
when conspiracy theories arise over the Bush "Shoe Incident," and a woman throws her dentures at another woman, you have a
truth in the purest form.
In the format of the lying news company that
produces The Onion, you have the only thing better; The Unbitten Onion.
Thirty-four articles that will make your stomach hurt, your cheeks
burn, and your friends look at you with mercy, The Unbitten Onion is a
book that you should only read with a phone nearby (with 911 on the
speed-dial).
Prepare to choke-snort-laugh!
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