PROLOGUE I’m writing my memoirs to the inhabitants of planet Earth. I came here by an accident many light years in another galaxy. It wasn’t by choice that I traveled to your home. Anyway I wanted to share my journey. My experiences here were enlightening to say the least. After I arrived I quickly learned your English language and the many word variances used in your culture. I landed in the area you call Colorado. I slipped in at night in your Rock Mountains to avoid discovery. Not knowing anything about your civilizations I decided to gradually study and find out about you and your Earth. So I slowly integrated myself being careful as I observed and learned. Therefore I will start from the beginning.